thelovelytempest:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

LMFAO the Hulk one tho

mareepe:

scene is a phase. Emo is forever

Mr. Gaiman, have you ever considered a career in erotic fiction?

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

Nope. 

have they read the scene in American Gods where the guy gets swallowed by the vagina?

that’s fiction.
and erotic by some definition.

libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

Nobody makes me happier :) #pleasedontleave

Nobody makes me happier :) #pleasedontleave

Emma Stone at the ‘Birdman’ premiere during the Venice Film Festival.

kneestoes:

Sarah is really cool ;)

AAAAAWWwww

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

My Favorite Things Meme | [10/10] Characters

"The calzones… betrayed me."

spectives:

It’s nearly the end of summer omg I’m not ready for this no no no no no